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Sheep poetry!
In other news...from IMs tonight (no, no names, you silly people):
1. (new person IMs me and then explains that no, I don't know them yet)
me (1:27:07): Yay! I feel less senile!
me (1:27:29): meanwhile, I just discovered that I left a Kit Kat in my pocket.
[for the record, I bought the Kit Kat at 11:30]
2. (different person) Hey what are you playing?
me: um, nothing, I'm at w*rk
them: no, I saw it on your away message earlier, what's the new game?
me: Oh! it's WoW, same as the old game, you know
them: ohhh, well, that's good
them: so how's TS going?
me: oh, I really don't want to get my bits changed, I like my plumbing right the way it is...besides, it's kind of fun
(significant pause)
me: oh...wait...you meant Trade Skills [in game], not Trans Sexual, right?
them: yes.
me: Uh! Just fine! Wonderful! I love trade skills!
And also:
In other news...from IMs tonight (no, no names, you silly people):
1. (new person IMs me and then explains that no, I don't know them yet)
me (1:27:07): Yay! I feel less senile!
me (1:27:29): meanwhile, I just discovered that I left a Kit Kat in my pocket.
[for the record, I bought the Kit Kat at 11:30]
2. (different person) Hey what are you playing?
me: um, nothing, I'm at w*rk
them: no, I saw it on your away message earlier, what's the new game?
me: Oh! it's WoW, same as the old game, you know
them: ohhh, well, that's good
them: so how's TS going?
me: oh, I really don't want to get my bits changed, I like my plumbing right the way it is...besides, it's kind of fun
(significant pause)
me: oh...wait...you meant Trade Skills [in game], not Trans Sexual, right?
them: yes.
me: Uh! Just fine! Wonderful! I love trade skills!
And also:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cornute!
- Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than cornute.
- The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only cornute.
- Cornute will often glow under UV light.
- Cornute was named after Cornute the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
- Worldwide, cornute is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on cornute.
- Originally, cornute could not fly.
- Cornute is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
- The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention cornute.
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by cornute.