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[corrvin]

Sheep poetry!

In other news...from IMs tonight (no, no names, you silly people):

1. (new person IMs me and then explains that no, I don't know them yet)
me (1:27:07): Yay! I feel less senile!
me (1:27:29): meanwhile, I just discovered that I left a Kit Kat in my pocket.

[for the record, I bought the Kit Kat at 11:30]

2. (different person) Hey what are you playing?
me: um, nothing, I'm at w*rk
them: no, I saw it on your away message earlier, what's the new game?
me: Oh! it's WoW, same as the old game, you know
them: ohhh, well, that's good
them: so how's TS going?
me: oh, I really don't want to get my bits changed, I like my plumbing right the way it is...besides, it's kind of fun
(significant pause)
me: oh...wait...you meant Trade Skills [in game], not Trans Sexual, right?
them: yes.
me: Uh! Just fine! Wonderful! I love trade skills!

And also:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cornute!

1. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than cornute.
2. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only cornute.
3. Cornute will often glow under UV light.
4. Cornute was named after Cornute the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'!
5. Worldwide, cornute is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
6. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on cornute.
7. Originally, cornute could not fly.
8. Cornute is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
9. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention cornute.
10. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by cornute.

I am interested in - do tell me aboutherhimitthem