Mommy has an inflated ego, and a pretend salary to match.

Our friends at salary.com have created a lovely page called What is Mom's Work Worth?. I've seen similar layouts in lots of places, talking about all the different "hats" a mom wears. This one cites an ending number of $126K. ( However, there are huge inflations every time someone does this, so I'm going to do the actual numbers here and show how shoddily written these 'job titles' are. )