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My friend: I've so got to figure out how to make IM work on this new gadget of mine.
(snippage)
MF: There's a cross-platform IM program for it that I am going to try tonight. If it's good, it's only $12 to license.
that's just it, I don't know my log in. It's set up at home. I can't even remember what email address I have set up for it.
Me: damn.
MF: I'll try it a little later, maybe in the bathroom.
Me: that came across kinda...
heh.
MF: Hahahahaha!
Me: "dude you've been in that stall for 7 minutes now, you hanging out for a Senator?"
MF: [sobbing uncontrollably, shouting] LEAVE LARRY ALONE!!!! [more sobbing] PLEASE!!! [mascara running]
[shoulders heaving, sobbing continues] HIS WIFE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HIM LIKE I DO!