totally, utterly...

Not Suitable For Work (or anywhere you might disturb someone by giggling madly):

"For even more customization, take a look at our embroidery section, you can have anything you want embroidered on them, anything."

Dammit!

How come sometimes everyone I talk to gets really, really pissy with me and I feel compelled to argue with everything they say?

Maybe...it's not the rest of the world, it's me?