Stickers.

Y'all of a certain age may remember that in the days of yore, when you went to the doctor and got a shot, they gave you a sucker.

These days, they hand out sugar-free suckers, or stickers.

You even get a sticker for going to vote, so you can be proud that you voted and encourage other people to do so.

So why, I ask you, don't they give out stickers for getting a mammogram?

Maybe by the time I'm old enough they will. Hell, by then maybe we'll get temporary tattoos.

hey pentane, don't show this to Onyx

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