Because obliviousness has no color (OKCupid)

Random IM question, after about 5 minutes of chatting: "How would you feel if your boyfriend was black?"

Me: "Quite surprised, because he was white last time I saw him."

IM: "What?"

Me: "I haven't always dated white people, but currently I am, and I would be very surprised to see someone change skin color while I wasn't looking."

IM: "Are you saying you don't want to date me because I'm black?"

Me: "No, I'm saying I don't want to date you because I'm already seeing someone."

IM: "Oh."

I give it an A for persistence, but an F for comprehension.