seen in chat.

After a discussion about why Scotland Yard became New Scotland Yard, which was settled by a reference to a Wikipedia article, the following ten funniest words I've ever seen in chat ensued:

"Wiki said I invented the telegraph."

(pause)

"...I'm banned from Wiki."

It's a dating poll!

[Poll #903391]

When someone tells you to get some patience...

It's probably entirely rude and disrespectful to tell them to piss off, your patience went to things far more important than them.

Too bad it's true.

ETA: I also want to go look for one of those shirts that says "I'm not ignoring you, I can't hear you."