Your new fashion-designing book just came out.

If you were to come out with a book about fashion-- a picture book, a tell-all biography, what have you-- and the name was something that immediately made people realize who wrote it, what would it be called?

Example:

pentane's book would be:
Yes, Your Butt Does Look Fat In That. Now What?

Also:

jakowski's book would be:
Never Wear Anything Louder Than Me