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dda will be here in 4.5 hours, so what am I doing?
Procrastinating.
I need to clean, but I'll get after it in a bit. In the meantime, here's a joke that I love dearly; slightly NSFW (which is why I'm putting it here, as I really wanted to tell it to someone at work) so under a cut:
These three old fellers are sittin' out on the front porch drinkin' tea and talking like they do every day.
They start to swappin' stories about their sons and what their sons did lately, which since they are all retired is much more interesting than anything else that goes on.
Well, it gets to be a little bit bragging about who did what, so one feller excuses himself and goes in to get some more tea.
While he's gone, the first feller, he says, "You know, my son has a Ford dealership, and he's so successful, that last year, he gave his best friend a brand new Mustang. Just gave it to him, just for being such a good friend."
"Well ain't that somethin'," says the second feller, "my son is doing even better than that though, he sells them Winnebago trailers, and already this year he gave his best friend a Winnebago. Just gave it to him for bein' such a good friend."
"That sure is somethin', your boy is doin' all right for himself too."
The other feller comes back out with the tea and one asks "So how's your boy doing these days? Haven't heard a lot about him."
The other feller, well, he heaves a big sigh and he sits down. "He don't have no ambition, he just wants to cut hair a few days a week, he's not a hard worker. I don't mean to complain, he's never been in trouble with the law, and he's always real polite to his momma and everyone. But just the other day, he said to me that I didn't raise him to tell no lies, and he had somethin' to tell me."
There's a little pause and the first feller says "Well, what'd he tell you?"
"He told me he was a homosexual."
Long, embarrassed pause, and finally the second feller chokes out, "Sorry, that must have been quite a shock to you."
"Well, it's not so bad as that, he's been dating some nice boys; his last two boyfriends gave him a Mustang and a Winnebago..."
dda will be here in 4.5 hours, so what am I doing?Procrastinating.
I need to clean, but I'll get after it in a bit. In the meantime, here's a joke that I love dearly; slightly NSFW (which is why I'm putting it here, as I really wanted to tell it to someone at work) so under a cut:
These three old fellers are sittin' out on the front porch drinkin' tea and talking like they do every day.
They start to swappin' stories about their sons and what their sons did lately, which since they are all retired is much more interesting than anything else that goes on.
Well, it gets to be a little bit bragging about who did what, so one feller excuses himself and goes in to get some more tea.
While he's gone, the first feller, he says, "You know, my son has a Ford dealership, and he's so successful, that last year, he gave his best friend a brand new Mustang. Just gave it to him, just for being such a good friend."
"Well ain't that somethin'," says the second feller, "my son is doing even better than that though, he sells them Winnebago trailers, and already this year he gave his best friend a Winnebago. Just gave it to him for bein' such a good friend."
"That sure is somethin', your boy is doin' all right for himself too."
The other feller comes back out with the tea and one asks "So how's your boy doing these days? Haven't heard a lot about him."
The other feller, well, he heaves a big sigh and he sits down. "He don't have no ambition, he just wants to cut hair a few days a week, he's not a hard worker. I don't mean to complain, he's never been in trouble with the law, and he's always real polite to his momma and everyone. But just the other day, he said to me that I didn't raise him to tell no lies, and he had somethin' to tell me."
There's a little pause and the first feller says "Well, what'd he tell you?"
"He told me he was a homosexual."
Long, embarrassed pause, and finally the second feller chokes out, "Sorry, that must have been quite a shock to you."
"Well, it's not so bad as that, he's been dating some nice boys; his last two boyfriends gave him a Mustang and a Winnebago..."
