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Dear Sir:
You appear to have the mistaken impression that the words "likable" and "lickable" have the same meaning.
At least, I certainly hope that you meant you LIKE your dog. Anything else is simply more repugnant than I can imagine.
Of course, since you appear to keep your tongue pristine by instead applying some strange organ called a tounge in pursuit of your unnamed talents, I suppose it's all right in the end.
No, not that sort of end. PLEASE!
Honestly! If you're trying to give the impression that you're fun to date, do try not to type as if your fingers go into relentless spasms whenever confronted with a word over four letters! If you're old enough to date, you're old enough to buy a damn dictionary and look something up once in a while, and then spell it correctly.
Bad spelling is as atrocious a fault as showing up in filthy clothing, ungroomed, and reeking of wet dog-- unless you're meeting someone at the pound, in which case you can wear whatever you lick.
Sincerely,
Not Impressed With Bad Spellers
You appear to have the mistaken impression that the words "likable" and "lickable" have the same meaning.
At least, I certainly hope that you meant you LIKE your dog. Anything else is simply more repugnant than I can imagine.
Of course, since you appear to keep your tongue pristine by instead applying some strange organ called a tounge in pursuit of your unnamed talents, I suppose it's all right in the end.
No, not that sort of end. PLEASE!
Honestly! If you're trying to give the impression that you're fun to date, do try not to type as if your fingers go into relentless spasms whenever confronted with a word over four letters! If you're old enough to date, you're old enough to buy a damn dictionary and look something up once in a while, and then spell it correctly.
Bad spelling is as atrocious a fault as showing up in filthy clothing, ungroomed, and reeking of wet dog-- unless you're meeting someone at the pound, in which case you can wear whatever you lick.
Sincerely,
Not Impressed With Bad Spellers
