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And maybe this is only awesome when you've been at work for 12 days straight, but that means it's approaching maximum awesomeosity right.... now.
So, I'm familiar with websites where you can create an "avatar picture", and then use that picture to represent yourself instead of a photo.
I'm also familiar with websites where you can post about your experience at work that was particularly sucktastic. Unfortunately, the problem with such websites is that if you give away too much information about where you work, or who you are, it looks really bad for you and your employer.
So, I have a solution. I want to smoosh the above two concepts together into a bacon-and-peanut-butter critical mass. I want a site that works like this:
1) You type in your work anecdote.
2) A text analyzer looks for key re-used words and highlights them, and with a few clicks of a button your "co-worker lost a sales invoice" story becomes, for instance, "fish wrangler lost a piranha". And then you can do whatever you like with it.
So, yeah, yesterday I left a note for my fellow fish-wranglers, saying that I didn't mind shelving a truckload full of boxed piranhas, but I'd really appreciate if they could label them so I could put them in the right locations.
And I came in tonight to find a return note reading: "These are piranhas."
WHY, YES. YES THEY ARE.
Google says there are no hits on the word "piranhacizer".
Until now.
So, I'm familiar with websites where you can create an "avatar picture", and then use that picture to represent yourself instead of a photo.
I'm also familiar with websites where you can post about your experience at work that was particularly sucktastic. Unfortunately, the problem with such websites is that if you give away too much information about where you work, or who you are, it looks really bad for you and your employer.
So, I have a solution. I want to smoosh the above two concepts together into a bacon-and-peanut-butter critical mass. I want a site that works like this:
1) You type in your work anecdote.
2) A text analyzer looks for key re-used words and highlights them, and with a few clicks of a button your "co-worker lost a sales invoice" story becomes, for instance, "fish wrangler lost a piranha". And then you can do whatever you like with it.
So, yeah, yesterday I left a note for my fellow fish-wranglers, saying that I didn't mind shelving a truckload full of boxed piranhas, but I'd really appreciate if they could label them so I could put them in the right locations.
And I came in tonight to find a return note reading: "These are piranhas."
WHY, YES. YES THEY ARE.
Google says there are no hits on the word "piranhacizer".
Until now.
