Dear Trainee

[corrvin]

I have ten years of experience handling piranhas.

I can tell that the piranha in your hand is biting the everloving crap out of you. Please hand it to me so I can take care of it.

Hand me the piranha. I know it's biting you. It will continue to bite you until you HAND ME THE PIRANHA.

Stop telling me that it's biting you and HAND IT TO ME FOR FREAK'S SAKE ALREADY.

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Also, Annie's White Cheddar Bunnies Piranhas are awesome.

Comments

[seryn]

You have work stories turned into an amusing format with your Piranhacizer. However, I do wish you'd get another bloody job already.

[corrvin]

I think about it every day. Right now I'm thinking about it while doing data entry and pondering why it is that the longer I work here, the more I have to explain about, you know, piranhas being fish. and living in water. and stuff.