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Customer: Hello, is this the piranha store?
Salesperson: Yes! We sell piranhas here.
Customer: Great. I already have this piranha and I would like a different piranha to keep in a tank next to it.
Salesperson: I don't know what to do with that piranha you carried in.
Customer: You don't have to do anything. It's my piranha and I'm taking it with me when I leave. I want to buy another piranha to go with it.
Salesperson: I don't have a price for that piranha you carried in.
Customer: I already own this piranha. You don't need to sell it to me. I would like you to sell me one of YOUR piranhas.
Salesperson: I don't even know what kind of piranha that is that you carried in!
Customer: You don't need to know. You need to know about YOUR piranhas and, I hope to all that is holy, you need to sell me one. Please?
Salesperson: Just a moment while I frantically flip through the book of piranhas looking for your piranha. Which we totally don't carry.
Customer: Maybe what I need instead is a guppy....
Salesperson: Yes! We sell piranhas here.
Customer: Great. I already have this piranha and I would like a different piranha to keep in a tank next to it.
Salesperson: I don't know what to do with that piranha you carried in.
Customer: You don't have to do anything. It's my piranha and I'm taking it with me when I leave. I want to buy another piranha to go with it.
Salesperson: I don't have a price for that piranha you carried in.
Customer: I already own this piranha. You don't need to sell it to me. I would like you to sell me one of YOUR piranhas.
Salesperson: I don't even know what kind of piranha that is that you carried in!
Customer: You don't need to know. You need to know about YOUR piranhas and, I hope to all that is holy, you need to sell me one. Please?
Salesperson: Just a moment while I frantically flip through the book of piranhas looking for your piranha. Which we totally don't carry.
Customer: Maybe what I need instead is a guppy....
