I'd like a piranha to go with this piranha I already own.

[corrvin]

Customer: Hello, is this the piranha store?

Salesperson: Yes! We sell piranhas here.

Customer: Great. I already have this piranha and I would like a different piranha to keep in a tank next to it.

Salesperson: I don't know what to do with that piranha you carried in.

Customer: You don't have to do anything. It's my piranha and I'm taking it with me when I leave. I want to buy another piranha to go with it.

Salesperson: I don't have a price for that piranha you carried in.

Customer: I already own this piranha. You don't need to sell it to me. I would like you to sell me one of YOUR piranhas.

Salesperson: I don't even know what kind of piranha that is that you carried in!

Customer: You don't need to know. You need to know about YOUR piranhas and, I hope to all that is holy, you need to sell me one. Please?

Salesperson: Just a moment while I frantically flip through the book of piranhas looking for your piranha. Which we totally don't carry.

Customer: Maybe what I need instead is a guppy....