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First line (or so) of the first entry each month.
January: I'm home. 12 hours survived. No break today, cause someone nocall noshowed.
February: All I did today was start one sleeve and stick a marker on it for decrease.
March: For those of you not in the Great State of Oklahoma, it is EIGHTY NINE degrees outside.
April: This is the one day of the year I feel sorry for you poor day-shifters-- I get paid for an hour of work tonight that I don't even have to do.
May: (work-locked) I may be the biggest hypocrite in the world for what I just did.
June: LJ Interests meme results: bdsm:
I added this after realizing that I'd listed something from every other part of my life. In some ways, what happens between me and my partners is private, but in others... it's the hearth that warms the house, whether it's seen or not.
July: two days off (I believe the phrase "hell or high water" has been used). I missed seeing a friend of mine today as he traveled through town, too, so I'm a little bummed.
August: A little something for the easily amused... probably more fun than watching paint dry, but not by much.
September: Dear gentlemen (and I use this word dubiously):
For the record, it's obvious that you're male from your secondary sexual characteristics, so it's really not necessary to pull your primary sexual characteristic out of your pants and show it on webcam, nor is it necessary to advertise your spastic maneuvers with it in the chatroom.
October: (entire post)If you wish to rant about some complex situation, keep in mind that only some of your audience will have the background knowledge to understand your rant. Therefore, you stand a good chance of having some people who are ignorant of the basic premises listen to you and decide your argument makes good logical sense (even if it ignores the facts).
However, you totally blow this for everyone if you wind up your scintillating argument by drawing a comparison to some extremely simple item or process, and get the facts of that bit wrong.
November: (skipping the two f-locked entries) Someone I know sort-of-well today asked me the two best questions in the world.
December: We had a record low for November last night-- 28 degrees.
Also, a record snowfall, nearly 4 inches in the OKC metro.
January: I'm home. 12 hours survived. No break today, cause someone nocall noshowed.
February: All I did today was start one sleeve and stick a marker on it for decrease.
March: For those of you not in the Great State of Oklahoma, it is EIGHTY NINE degrees outside.
April: This is the one day of the year I feel sorry for you poor day-shifters-- I get paid for an hour of work tonight that I don't even have to do.
May: (work-locked) I may be the biggest hypocrite in the world for what I just did.
June: LJ Interests meme results: bdsm:
I added this after realizing that I'd listed something from every other part of my life. In some ways, what happens between me and my partners is private, but in others... it's the hearth that warms the house, whether it's seen or not.
July: two days off (I believe the phrase "hell or high water" has been used). I missed seeing a friend of mine today as he traveled through town, too, so I'm a little bummed.
August: A little something for the easily amused... probably more fun than watching paint dry, but not by much.
September: Dear gentlemen (and I use this word dubiously):
For the record, it's obvious that you're male from your secondary sexual characteristics, so it's really not necessary to pull your primary sexual characteristic out of your pants and show it on webcam, nor is it necessary to advertise your spastic maneuvers with it in the chatroom.
October: (entire post)If you wish to rant about some complex situation, keep in mind that only some of your audience will have the background knowledge to understand your rant. Therefore, you stand a good chance of having some people who are ignorant of the basic premises listen to you and decide your argument makes good logical sense (even if it ignores the facts).
However, you totally blow this for everyone if you wind up your scintillating argument by drawing a comparison to some extremely simple item or process, and get the facts of that bit wrong.
November: (skipping the two f-locked entries) Someone I know sort-of-well today asked me the two best questions in the world.
December: We had a record low for November last night-- 28 degrees.
Also, a record snowfall, nearly 4 inches in the OKC metro.
