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5. Say "Hang on, FBI at the door. AFK for a few." Then walk away for an hour.
4. Start speaking in Pig Latin. When someone asks you to stop, claim they are "issing-day our-yay ultural-cay eritage-hay."
3. "Mistell" some cyber into group chat. Get progressively stranger until they ask you to leave. You shouldn't have to go much beyond an impassioned plea of "Oh gosh baby, that's it... that's it...now say it more like Richard Nixon!"
2. Babble in group chat about the huge purple butterflies surrounding your character that only you can see. Alternate between insisting that someone remove them, and "re-buff" you with more.
1. Apologize politely and explain that your girlfriend really wants you to get off the computer and spend "quality time" with her. This works best if your wife is the group leader.
5. Say "Hang on, FBI at the door. AFK for a few." Then walk away for an hour.
4. Start speaking in Pig Latin. When someone asks you to stop, claim they are "issing-day our-yay ultural-cay eritage-hay."
3. "Mistell" some cyber into group chat. Get progressively stranger until they ask you to leave. You shouldn't have to go much beyond an impassioned plea of "Oh gosh baby, that's it... that's it...now say it more like Richard Nixon!"
2. Babble in group chat about the huge purple butterflies surrounding your character that only you can see. Alternate between insisting that someone remove them, and "re-buff" you with more.
1. Apologize politely and explain that your girlfriend really wants you to get off the computer and spend "quality time" with her. This works best if your wife is the group leader.
