corrvin | What I did on my winter vacation.

pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005

First, I trailed myself down to the knitting store and got a book with pictures of knitted socks. I swear, I don't need the instructions, I just need to know what a hand-knitted sock looks like. And I want pictures I can trail around with me, not have to find online.

Second, I went to the ba-ank and desposited my paycheck, then went to Office Depot and picked up packing boxes; assembled in the parking lot and boxed up stuff for the post awful.

I went to Ross Dress for Less and picked up a pair of jeans, a pair of khakis, some blue dress pants, and two dress shirts for-- get this-- $16. I SHOP LIKE A DEMON. "Thank you for shopping Mephco!"

I went by Wal-Mart and got some Hot Pocket "Extra crispy cheesy crust!" (it's TRUE) pepperoni pocket thingies which are, like, BEST EVAR-- they even feed my "cheese bread" craving that I haven't indulged in a long time. One is nuking now.

Then I went to the post awful and mailed off the package to

hewet_ka_ptah (no, honey, I can't FIND the mailbox key, so I STILL haven't checked the mail) and a big box of books to a certain soldier guy who is NOT

sappersgt. Yay, supporting the troops.

So now I'm home with a distressed raspberry danish (that is, btw, MUCH messier than distressed furniture, but tastier!) and a CHEESY CRISPY GOODNESS Hot Pocket and soon as I wind down, I think I'm going to bed.

That should be next week, at this rate.

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