So, I saw these handmade napkins on the Purl Bee and had a huge fit of squee.
So, I bought already-hemmed napkins (cheaper than fabric) and a bias tape maker for half off and some stripey fabric for hems.

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EDIT TO ADD:
The Five Minute Skirt Pattern is about halfway down this page.
The best part is the disclaimer:
"*Disclaimer: The 5 minutes only apply if you have a serger, all the supplies at the ready, and are sober. Please allow for extra time if your personal situation deviates from this."
So, I bought already-hemmed napkins (cheaper than fabric) and a bias tape maker for half off and some stripey fabric for hems.
click for bigger version
EDIT TO ADD:
The Five Minute Skirt Pattern is about halfway down this page.
The best part is the disclaimer:
"*Disclaimer: The 5 minutes only apply if you have a serger, all the supplies at the ready, and are sober. Please allow for extra time if your personal situation deviates from this."