I've been reduced to this.

[corrvin]

"THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN NORMAN HAS ISSUED A WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY FOR FREEZING DRIZZLE AND LIGHT FREEZING RAIN WHICH IS IN EFFECT FROM 9 PM THIS EVENING TO 9 AM CST TUESDAY."

If we don't get at least a quarter-inch of snow this year, I am going to be VERY unhappy.

What do I gotta do, clothe my household in scarlet? (Prov. 31)