But I don't SMELL spoiled...

[corrvin]

stoled from sannask (and I hope I removed all her comments)

Do you have:
(1) your own cell phone
( ) a television in your bedroom -- I think I should get negative points for living without a TV at all for years. But, ok. I'll be fair.
( ) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(2) high-speed internet access, i.e., not dialup
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) DVD player in bedroom
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
( ) a childfree bathroom (HA HA HA... I so wish! I want my OWN bathroom!)
( ) your own in-house office (are you kidding me? My desk is the dining table!)
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(3) a queen-size bed or larger (I don't consider this a luxury with 2 large adults, but hey)
( ) a stocked bar
(4) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(5) two or more family cars (one of which isn't good for anything over 10 miles, but hey)
(7) a walk-in closet or pantry (Double points, I've got 2 walk-ins)
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name, not counting gas cards or debit cards
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
(8) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans (I worked for that degree TYVM)

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
(11) an only child (I'm taking triple points as an only child AND grandchild)
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
(12) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(13) traveled out of the country (Germany, England)
( ) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
(14) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon (Are you kidding? We got the night alone in our house. Yay!)
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(15) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you