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The traditional ending I'm familiar with for any fortune is "in bed."
The distant second is "...doggy style."
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bikergeek lists one I'm unfamiliar with-- "after the lobotomy."
Which reminds me of an AOL registration call I took once. Seems the caller wanted some specific services, for which he'd have to set up some hardware and configure it. I should mention here that he was speaking very... slowly.
I explained that we'd be sending him the equipment for it and offered to have a contractor technician come out and assist him with it.
"No..." he said, slowly... "I think I'll have time... to set it up... while I'm at home..."
(wait for it)
"recovering..."
(waaaaaait for it)
"from brain surgery."
me: "I hope that goes well for you, sir."
The distant second is "...doggy style."
But the good
bikergeek lists one I'm unfamiliar with-- "after the lobotomy."Which reminds me of an AOL registration call I took once. Seems the caller wanted some specific services, for which he'd have to set up some hardware and configure it. I should mention here that he was speaking very... slowly.
I explained that we'd be sending him the equipment for it and offered to have a contractor technician come out and assist him with it.
"No..." he said, slowly... "I think I'll have time... to set it up... while I'm at home..."
(wait for it)
"recovering..."
(waaaaaait for it)
"from brain surgery."
me: "I hope that goes well for you, sir."
